DL- Hey Jimmy, whats up, long time since we spoken, what have you been doing ?
JG- I just got out of the hospital, i was there for 3 days.
DL- Why were you in the hospital
JG- Hey hey ! i just got the new transworld with Peter Ramedeyyas interview.
DL- What does that have to do with why you were in the hospital ?
JG- Yeah it does,read the interview and youl see why.
DL- Ummm ok.
DL- Lets talk about the catalina trip, what exacly happened?
JG- Kyle threw his fucking board at me, it hit me in the ankle, then all these stupid fucks blame me.
DL- Jim, keenan and i were both there, are calling us stupid fucks ?
JG- Well, keenan was born.
DL- harsh.
DL- Who would you rather bang, Mylie Cyrus, or Vannessa Tores ?
JG- both.
DL- Hows your stock doing since the stock market crashed, did you loose all you money?
JG-Im done wiyh this interview.
DL- No!!!
DL= What happened with that stripper in T.J. ?
JG- Oh give me a break, i didnt do anything with her, im no keenan ketsdever.
DL- Who would you rather be stuck om an island wiyh, Mike Thompson, or 100 blak chicks with aids ?
JG- I dont even know, neither.
DL- What happened to that one girl ?
JG- We dont talk anymore.
DL- Did you get to first base with her ?
JG- No, she could have had some type of disease that i didnt know about,
DL- Well jim , is there anyone you would like to thank ?
JG- Id like to thank god for putting me on this earth, and Gino for buying my skateboards.
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