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Jimmy gilbert interveiw by Devon Lynn

DL- Hey Jimmy, whats up, long time since we spoken, what have you been doing ?
JG- I just got out of the hospital, i was there for 3 days.
DL- Why were you in the hospital
JG- Hey hey ! i just got the new transworld with Peter Ramedeyyas interview.
DL- What does that have to do with why you were in the hospital ?
JG- Yeah it does,read the interview and youl see why.
DL- Ummm ok.

DL- Lets talk about the catalina trip, what exacly happened?
JG- Kyle threw his fucking board at me, it hit me in the ankle, then all these stupid fucks blame me.
DL- Jim, keenan and i were both there, are calling us stupid fucks ?
JG- Well, keenan was born.
DL- harsh.

DL- Who would you rather bang, Mylie Cyrus, or Vannessa Tores ?
JG- both.

DL- Hows your stock doing since the stock market crashed, did you loose all you money?
JG-Im done wiyh this interview.
DL- No!!!

DL= What happened with that stripper in T.J. ?
JG- Oh give me a break, i didnt do anything with her, im no keenan ketsdever.

DL- Who would you rather be stuck om an island wiyh, Mike Thompson, or 100 blak chicks with aids ?
JG- I dont even know, neither.

DL- What happened to that one girl ?
JG- We dont talk anymore.
DL- Did you get to first base with her ?
JG- No, she could have had some type of disease that i didnt know about,

DL- Well jim , is there anyone you would like to thank ?
JG- Id like to thank god for putting me on this earth, and Gino for buying my skateboards.

The Rich "Beast Master" Schulman interveiw-by keenan

1. kk- How old are you, and where did you grow up ?
rs- im 37, and i grew up in Passadena.

2. kk- would you ever considder bringing Jimmy into the bedroom with you and Michelle ?
rs- Only if he shaved a sweater vest into his chest.

3. kk- Any plans on becoming someones father ?
rc- No !

4. kk- What do you think Heime "crazy eye" is doing right now ?
rc- Probably getting drunk and trying to fast talk his way into some chicks pants.

5. kk- Tell me a funny drunk story.
rs- One knight i drank to many shots of whiskey and then tried to go fishing in the lake behind my house, i was so wasted i fell of the little fishing wall into the water.

6. kk- how were the blacks in Passadena ?
rs- Angry. and swinging from vines, they also had the crack market cornered.

7. kk- What do you think the punishment for a hit and run on a mexican is ?
rc- Cruelty to animals at best.

8. kk- Do you think youl ever get one of those fast neon motorcycles again ?
rc- No, mine wasnt neon by the way.

9. kk- What if Michelle divorced you and ran of with your male dog ?
rc- iwould turn into a country western star.

10. kk- How come jimmy Joey, and myself, wernt invited to you and michelles wedding, did you think we would cause a scene ?
rc- Knowone was invited to the wedding, we did it in Vegas, one friend flew in from Colorado to be a whittness.

The Kevin Falahee interveiw- by keenan

Keven is the ATM Click team maneger and personal friend.

1. kk- who is a better team maneger, you or Jaimie Thomas ?
kf- Me, i take that back, jamie is better at being outside, i get more active demos.

2, kk- Would you rather make out with Mike kanoulo or Socco ?
kf- Socco.

3. kk- Who is your favorite ATM rider ? for example, mine is Jessie Landen.
kf-oh, fuck

4. kk- Would you ever give a musical sponsor-me video to the band Traditional Fools ?
(kevin laughs for about 2 miniutes and dosnt answer the questuion).

5. kk- Who is more perverted, you or Jimmy Gilbert ?
kf- Jimmy Gilbert by far.
kk- i agree

6. kk- Tell me a funny drunk story.
kf- One time i was at the bar with my friend kaylin and this marine walked by, and kaylen sais " look at this dork" and the marine flipped out and took Kaylen to the ground by his mouth.

7. kk- How do you feel the new ATM video Will Have more to offer than Fallens "Ride the Sky" video ?
kf- The ATM video is Gonna Have an Edward Devera part.

8. kk- Remember that girl we picked up on the side of the rode of the road, and she showed us her bio-hazard tatoo above her vagina ?
kf-Yeah !

9. kk- Welcome home Rosco Jenco Dadda what i always say o !
Kf- Its a, nice day for a WHITE WEDDING!

Megan "sir oinks-a-lott" Bishop interveiw-by keenan

1. kk- which do you like better, pee-pee, or poo poo ?
mb-um.. pee-pee i guess.

2. kk- Marry, fuck, kill- George, Cole, And Jake.
mb- I would marry jake, fuck cole, and kill George. that question was fucked up.

3. kk- Have you ever ate food of your enormous cheechees ?
mb- No, thats so fuckin stupid.

4. kk- Why do you pretend not to be a mexican ?
mb- im not mexican, im sicilian.

5. kk- tell me a funny drunk story ?
mb- That time when i went with you (keenan) to your friends thansgiving party, i got extremly drunk, and you walked me up to that one guys bedroom and i threw up on his bed, then you were getting weird and you wouldnt leave !

6. kk- How come you were so embarrased to say " i am sir onks-a-lott, bow to you qween " then oink like a pig, when i would ask you to do it ?

mb- Because, thats the stupidest thing ever, why would i ever say that.

7. kk- Did you watch the Maloof Contest ?
mb- What the fuck ?

8. kk- What was you r favorite thing about San Clemente ?
mb- I miss getting random phone call from you, people making fun of me, the rollerblader kids i hung out with.
i miss being the LA Brutal.

The Super Jim Gilbert interveiw-by keenan

Jimmy Gilbert
Age-31
Occupation-owner of jims Skateboard Supply Inc.

1. kk- Whats going on with that shirt your wearing today that looks like it wouldnt fit a six year old ?
jg- well, you wrote all over my other one with a marker.

2. kk- when was the last time you saw your dad naked ?
jg- about a year ago i saw him get out of the shower, i dont care.

3. kk- Why did you buy 100 $ worth of mexican porn ?
Jg- i didnt.
editors note; hes lieing, he relly did.

4. kk- Who did you look up to when you were a kid ?
jg- you mean like heroes ? when i was in highscool i looked up to my dad

5. kk- Who would you rather make out with, kevin falahee or Gershon Mosley ?
jg- UUUUUUHHHHGGGGGGG! Gershons black!

6. kk- why do you think people think your product sucks ?
jg- All my competitors are fucking jealouse of me, and they say my board suck because they might have a little nick in them, plus all those stupid Lagasouras shits talk crap on me because they have to get real jobs. Mike Thompson broke my board that stupid fuck.

7. kk- Tell me about your first kiss ?
jg- It was in ellamentary school, her name was Rebecha, she said "just put your arms around me and kiss me". after we kissed she said "there, that wasnst so hard was It ?"

8. kk- who is your favorite skater ?
jg- well, in 1995 it was Tom Penny, but right now, no one, i dont really give a shit.

9. kk- when do plan on starting a family ?
jg- Hmmmmmm... its none of your damn buisness.

10. kk-what really happened that time my cousin found that used condum and that pair of dirty girls underwear in your car?
jg-dont you even dare put that in the interveiw !, you put that stuff in my car you dumbshit. those wernt girls underwear, they were underwear my mom baught me you fuck up !

Jim would like to thank everyone who has supported Kims skateboarding supply inc (1-949-498-9034) and everyone who has taught me to skateboard. No thanks to kyle trigg, and anyone who ever broke my baord, i hope you die of cancer real soon.

Adam Lukasic's 21st birthday

The Princess Die interveiw-by keenan

1. kk-whats your real name
pd- Alyssa

2. kk-how did you get the name princes die
pd- i was at a show, and the bass player handed me a sticker, and told me the name off the song (princess die) was about me.

3. kk-why did you have a falling out with Nurse Feelgood
pd- because shes a bitch

4. kk-did you know me before i met you at san Gragornio ?
pd- yeah i met you along time ago when i hung out with JRs sister

5. kk- i heard you got with Cole, you were seen leaving late out of his house
pd-no iwas just hangin at coles

6. kk-tell me something funny about Nurse Feelgood.
pd-her ex-boyfriend was 13 years old, her new boyfriend is a nazi with a kid.

7. kk-who is more punk, you or Kristen ?
pd- Kristen is.

8. kk-how come you didnt want to do it in the san gragornia bathroom ?
pd- because keenan, im not just gonna fuck you !

Jimmys stance on abortion

Keenan-hey jim, wat do you think about abortion ?
jim-i think it should be illeagle.
keenan- but what if the girl got raped ?
jim- stupid bitch was probably dressed like a slut !

Me and Kevin go to the heavy petting zoo

My host parents- Lisa and kevin

They are very nice people ! Ten miniutes later, Lisa sprained her ankle, OH LISA !

Kohnner, Jake, Cole, and Jordie-High school grad. 08

Jakes mom and Jimmy, gettin physical

Jimmy gets waisted and throws Dylon to the ground for no reason

me and Tyler Kindred

Robertos mexican resurant in Oceanside

Stupid Mexicans

jimmy gilbert interveiw by Joey Sinko

1. j.s.- hey jim, what do you think about keenan being famouse in skating?
j.g.- what a joke !

2. j.s.-who is more famouse in the skate world, you or keenan ?
j.g.- him of course dumb ass. but if i had help when i was 16 back in 93, 15 years ago, things would be different.

3. j.s.-are you pissed keenan is more famouse than you ?
j.g.- no,he should do more with hus life, like getting sacked on camera more.

4. j.s.- what do you think the future holds for you and keenan together ?
j.g.- im gonna visit him in jail, stupid drunk living in the past, getting it up the ass.

5. j.s.-is ther anyone you would like to thank ?
j.g.- um... (jimmy worships corner lord) i want to thank Ronnie bertino for putting me in the ATM video, and putting me after keenans trick and not putting his name in it. i love you mom R.I.P