the Devin Lynn interview by Joey Sinko

JS- Were you upset whene you saw another dude try to tailslide El Toro on youtube ?
DL- No, i would be stoked if he pulled it

JS- Remember back in the day in science class, when i showed that video of you trying to grind El Toro and all the students were watching in awe, and you were blushing like a strawberry ?
DL- I dont remember that but its probably true.

JS- Whats your favorite skate video and top 4 skaters ?
DL- My favorite local video is Green Puma Hat, and the top skaters are:
1. Chad Olson
2. Jack Stayle
3. Mikey Fishera
4. old Keenan, the one before he found alchahol and got fat.

JS- Are you stoked Obama won ?
DL- Heck no im not stoked, the only good thing about Obama winning, is that gun sales have increased.

JS- Whats it like living in san francisco and being a leader, having your own opinions and not being a follower ?
DL- People in S.F. are crazy, i wouldnt call myself a leader, i just like to think for myself and not being told what to do.

JS- So, are you gonna buy a gun ?
DL- I already got a few.

JS- If you could change anything in the world, what would it be ?
DL- Make everyone with AIDS live on an island.

JS- Who do you think has AIDS uot of everyone we know ?
DL- OH... Kevin Falahee !

JS- Jimmy once said he would hook up with Hillery Clinton, would you ?
DL- No, but id hook up with Palin.

this guy was probably going about 85 on the freeway.We had haul ass to catch up to him, he looked likee he was sleeping.

me beating Super Mario Bros. 3 with 30 extra lives and 780,000 POINTS !
do any chicks wanna fuck.

This is my moms crazy neighbor. For some reason he used to save all his pee in a bucket, then when it was full he would throw it over the fence into my moms side.
hes got five do not enter signs on his gate, has a loud speaker hooked up to the radio and plays political radio at 12:00 at night, and if you look closely at this photo, you can tell that he puts tin foil over every window.

Oh shnapazoid !