the Devin Lynn interview by Joey Sinko

JS- Were you upset whene you saw another dude try to tailslide El Toro on youtube ?
DL- No, i would be stoked if he pulled it

JS- Remember back in the day in science class, when i showed that video of you trying to grind El Toro and all the students were watching in awe, and you were blushing like a strawberry ?
DL- I dont remember that but its probably true.

JS- Whats your favorite skate video and top 4 skaters ?
DL- My favorite local video is Green Puma Hat, and the top skaters are:
1. Chad Olson
2. Jack Stayle
3. Mikey Fishera
4. old Keenan, the one before he found alchahol and got fat.

JS- Are you stoked Obama won ?
DL- Heck no im not stoked, the only good thing about Obama winning, is that gun sales have increased.

JS- Whats it like living in san francisco and being a leader, having your own opinions and not being a follower ?
DL- People in S.F. are crazy, i wouldnt call myself a leader, i just like to think for myself and not being told what to do.

JS- So, are you gonna buy a gun ?
DL- I already got a few.

JS- If you could change anything in the world, what would it be ?
DL- Make everyone with AIDS live on an island.

JS- Who do you think has AIDS uot of everyone we know ?
DL- OH... Kevin Falahee !

JS- Jimmy once said he would hook up with Hillery Clinton, would you ?
DL- No, but id hook up with Palin.

this guy was probably going about 85 on the freeway.We had haul ass to catch up to him, he looked likee he was sleeping.

me beating Super Mario Bros. 3 with 30 extra lives and 780,000 POINTS !
do any chicks wanna fuck.

This is my moms crazy neighbor. For some reason he used to save all his pee in a bucket, then when it was full he would throw it over the fence into my moms side.
hes got five do not enter signs on his gate, has a loud speaker hooked up to the radio and plays political radio at 12:00 at night, and if you look closely at this photo, you can tell that he puts tin foil over every window.

Oh shnapazoid !

Shit Clemente

The love cube

this will be me one day !

Jesus dog

Rusty's the Rustiest boy that ive ever seen !!!

If anyone has a wheel chair i can have, or knows where one is i can take , tell me
Keenanketsdever@yahoo.com

R.I.P Mitch Mitchel

Mike Thompson or bust ...

On my face.

JR Racine interview-by keenan

JR is total entertainment at all times and he runs the skateboarder website.

1. kk- How old are you and where were you born ?
JR- Im 21 and i was born in oceanside.

2. kk- What was a bigger regret, going into debt or going out with Kate ?
JR- Going into debt.

3. kk- Whats the tuna can ?
Jr- Its a nickname jessie gave my penis, its the chicken of the sea !

4. kk- Tell me a funny drunk story ?
JR- So manny to choose from, id say at jessies Halloween party, i was already so messed up, i was grabbing asses and boobs, then this guy dressed up like Batman tried to fight me, then this guy named spencer pulled a knife on me ! jessie stood up to get in the guys face, but jessie was wearing a robe and someone was standing on it, so when he stood up , it fell and he was naked. the n the cops came and some girl told the cops i was sexually harassing girls. then i woke up naked in a hot tub.

5. kk-WhWhats goimg on with missty ?
JR- I haven't talked to her in a while.

6. kk-Did you get to 1st base with her ?
JR- NO

7. kk- What was going through your head when you were fucking Kate in the dirt that one time ?
JR- I just really wanted to get down, and thats where we were at the time. Want to hear something funny, i went over to her house once and broke up with her, then i went to kyles old house (the one by lost winds) and she called me and said " Can we still have sex" ? so she came over and i did her on kyles front yard.

8. kk- Who did you vote for ?
JR- John Denmar.

9.kk- Whats the best thing about working at skateboarder magazine ?
JR- All the free shit, free ray bands.

Oral surgery

Extreme pain + no dental insurance = fuck my life

Artists rendition of the Gill

look close and you can see this tiki door handle has a boner complete with balls

The worst night of my life

If i knew then, what i know now, i would not have drank that night.

" ill give you 50$ to fuck her, then ill fuck her"

Punks not dead

The Adam Lukasik interview-by Keenan

Adam is a good friend, and hes setting the standards, for all future idiots

1. kk-How old are you and where were you born ?
AL- Im 21 and born in Mission Viejo.

2. kk-So whats going on with Rachel Tatesticle, hows she doin ?
AL- I havnt talked to her in a year and a half, bassicly since that night of infamy.

3. kk- How does it feel to know that you get about 5% more respect than Jimmy Gilbert ?
AL- it feels pretty good, i could be last.

4. kk- How does it feel to know you get less respect than me ? and thats bad!
AL- um.. id like you to cite some off your soueces, i dasagree with that one.

5. -

6. kk- Fuck, marry, kill: Fatty b( Brianna), Katie Deroksen, and Steve Harring.
AL- Id kill Fatty b, fuck katie, and marry steve.

7. kk- Who did you vote for ?
AL- Obama

8. kk- How come you got with casper (a fat girl whose as pale as a ghost), and then when asked about it, you lied and said it never happened ?
AL- Oh shoot ! are you saying that if you were me, that you wouldt have lied about it ! besides, the really sad part is that after we hooked up she said "hey, maybe you shouldnt tell anyone about this" because she was embarrassed.

9. kk- Whats next for Adam Lukasik ?
AL- Hopefully a job, then maybe supreme court justice.