Let the bodies hit the floor !

Fuck yeah Laoren

I am the God of Hellfire !

Introducing-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAdrian Cady !

Congadulations Devon !

Devon is the winner from the Kyle is retard contest, seth was runner up. this was the winning quote :were watching the Lion King one day and kyle said "I wonder if the animals in Africa really act like this in real life".

Kyle is a fuckin retard contest.

This contest is who can remember the dumbest thing kyle has ever said, whoever sends in the best one wins. here is a list of examples, straight from Kyles mouth.

1. How old were you when you were fifteen ?
2. What are mineries ? (Memoirs).
3. They have post offices in Australia ?
4. Sorry, i wasnt listening, i was trying to throw rocks at my feet.
5. Dude, buttholes are so tight.
6. What game are you guys playing ?
7. Koston has a shoe ?
8. Dude, this night is gonna be such a good day !
9. This song is so long, Adam couldn't skate to a minute of it.
10. (were all playing Scrabble and Kyle lays down the letters M and O) "what is a MO" Kyle- Its the sound a fucking cow makes.

Happy Valentines Day !

Today is the day for LOVE ! and in the true spirit of valentines day, i have posted a letter from some Russian chick that wants to fly here to hang out with (and possibly fall in love with Jimmy Gilbert). This letter is a response from a dating thing i signed up jimmy on.

Hello,new friend,

I hope you will like my email and photos!

I'm so happy to receive your answer! It was good to meet you on dating site!

You made my day! I feel something special about you so

I want to find a man who can tell me about the life over there and maybe

of course something more then just a friend!!!

I don't have a boyfriend so I'm free for new adventures!!!

I had a boyfriend, but it was nothing serious and we broke up one year ago because he moved to Urkaina.

I'm in Russia now, but soon I will leave Russia to make my trip so you can forget about our distance.

I've never been abroad, only in the South of Russia, the Black Sea, Sochi. I like warm climate ))

I've never tried to find someone in Internet but soon I will come to your country to work there,

so I will have a work visa and a permission to work.

She wrote me she liked to work in the USA better!

I think my level of English is quite good, but although it's very simple.

I can't read philosophy books in English or business books))) Anyway

I want to improve my English while staying over there. I write and speak English by myself.

My spoken English is good too. We have Discovery channel here in English

(my friend has cable TV, so I come to watch it!). I like this channel so much! Very interesting!

I'm sending four pics for you


Also they can settle me with another girls from Russia,who came to work there too, it's very cheap.

Here I can earn only about 450-500$ a month to work from mornig till evening (my city is really small).

According to my visa I can work in your country for 3 months, I can prolong it to 6 months if I want.

After 6 months staying over there I can go home or try to get a green card.


I live in small town here in Russia, and I decided to find someone by Internet not to be alone when I make my trip.

The life is different in every country and I think it's hard to live there when you don't know anybody.

I can do some simple job as a waitress, or to work in some shop.

And later when I improve my English I want to find a better job!

I will start my trip from St.-Petersburg, I will go there to pass English tests and have an interview.

I think everything will be OK!

Working program helps me to get the visa, permission for work and all travel documents and they will help me to get job. It's a special program for young people who is not lazy and make some money.


I think I can change my life and see many wonderful things and just different life.

I am full of plans and different dreams.

I am sure you will be not disappointed to meet me in the real life!!!

I don't have a special plan or something like that for a new relationship,

I'm open to everything! I don't want to be an abuse for you, if you will not want me as your woman,

we can be just friends!


But I hope you like me and my photos!



OK, I will finish this email... I don't know what else I could write you in my first email.

Your questions are welcomed!

Please answer me even if you don't like me, because you are the only man I am responding to.

If you don't like me I will continue my search. I hope so much to receive your answer!!!

I hope we can have a nice communication by emails so I will know somebody is waiting for me over there!

Not so long time to wait for me, really?

I hope you are my soulmate and we match each other!

Next time I can answer your questions if you have some and tell you about my family,

send you many pics of my family, also more of my photos!!!

Tell me about yourself and the place where you live! And send me photos!


Please write me at this my email, ##############


Sincerely, your new friend Ekaterina

WE have a winner ! phantomphan 1984 has got it right ! the answer was 2. please identify yourself to claim your prize !

New contest question

How many gay guys have wanted to take me home and fuck me ?

Lunck Break

Im so Fuckin horny for pickle fries !

Oreo boy

Jimmy heard that hanging out in bathrooms worked for George Micheal's.

The JR chronicles

Hey Dillon, Remember me, Eds neighbor !

Jimmy Gilbert won the contest,, the correct answer was; Jimmy likes to stick his dick into a cup of shaving cream !

R.I.P. Lux Interier

Khaner applying for a job for me.








Im stating a new thing called the keenan contest. every week there will be a trivia question. The first person to e-mail me the correct answer wins a prize !

The first question: What does jimmy Gilbert stick his dick into a cup of ?

Keenanketsdever@yahoo.com

Ryan Sheckler and Adam Mcnatt are going to have to fight over these roses.

Joey playing with his new Dark Knight toy.