keenan

5 things you didn't know about joey "Green Goblin" Sinko

2012-01-29T18:17:00.000-08:00

1. Really really really hates drive thru and taking food to go with a passion!
2. Accidentally kissed jimmy gilbert on the lips.
3. Is so obsessed with mountain lions he's poked one through the cage at zoo. almost resulting in a missing finger.
4. was confronted by a gang member at gun point while in santa ana with his girlfriend.
5. Has to smell his hands after every meal.

pimpin all over the world

2012-01-22T18:11:00.001-08:00

Shutter island ! dun dun dun !

2011-12-26T17:50:00.000-08:00

this a crazy person i met at a bar once here is what i told my friend about her the next day:after you left BF. she asked me a million weird questions then wanted my number so she could make friends, i gave it to her i told her i would introduce her to people. she steals a bunch of wine and fallows me to the fox. then she pulls out all her strains of weed and starts smoking it in the back. then she tells me she's been abused as a child, and that all these dudes wanted her at BF, but she staid loyal to her bf that lives on another planet with her other ex boy friend named derek ! they went dead, they were just on another planet ! then she got mad and said "Hey ! look me in the eye !, do you know me ? dog you really know me ? ivebeen with you since the beginning of your life ! do you know where you are ?" "I'm in Red fox ?" then she grabs my hand and goes "Sweetie, your dead, your in heaven right now, you died last weekend you were hit by a car, i held your hand all the way through your transition from earthto heaven, I'm your gardian angel !" i was in shock, she goes"heaven is memories, your in heaven right now living in your memories, do you feel safe in heaven with me sweetie ?"then when we all bailed i went home, she texted me at 4 am "YOU ARE A EPIC BADDASS". then at work around 10, she send me another text that says "last night was weird, i feel like if i go to sleep i will never wake up, my mom is driving me home and i can't do anymore drugs, please delete my number !"-GLADLY

2011-12-26T16:59:00.001-08:00

The S.C. Nazi house !

2011-12-19T19:33:00.001-08:00

i admitt i was kind of scared to take these photos, the grey truck in the front was running and all the windows were open. i didn't want to get lynched !

Nazi gate, fully equipped with iron crosses, weird daggers, and eagles sitting on swastikas !

Little black face statue ! "master gonna set me free !"

3 things you didn't know about "Horny" Lauren Valladares

2011-12-12T18:48:00.000-08:00

1. i got class clown in 8th grade
2. i can never NEVER take any item thats in front or on the top at a grocery store
3. i dont shave my legs in the winter.

The Jesse "Pumba" Alcaraz interview-by keenan

2011-12-06T21:14:00.000-08:00

Part time gangster, full time shit talker
"If Santa was real, would you bone Mrs. Clause ?"-Jesse Alcaraz

1.kk-why are you so racist ? what did the white man do to you ?
JA-your racist ! white people think they know know everything and we is dumb or something. like all were good for is manual labour. fuck that !

2. kk-what would you do if your daughter started dating a black guy ?
ja-i would fuck that nigga up ! id kick her out of the house i be like "you aint dating no black". races need to stay together, i definitely don't condone that.i

3.kk-why does all mexican music sound like down syndrome circus music ?
ja-fuck you, you jew ! it might sound dumb to you, but they singing about old ass mexican Gs like from the cartel. its way tight.

4.kk-how bad do you wanna bone a chubby white girl ?
ja-so bad ! i love me white bitches, where da chubby white bitches at keenan ?

5.kk-tell me a funny story (before you read his answer, keep in mind he once told me he doesn't celebrate halloween because its a pagan holliday and he's a good christian !)
ja- one time i was slanging speed to this white bitch in Anahiem, she picked me up and we went to her house right. i walk in she got 3 kids playin x-box and shit, then we go into her room and she be like "dang jesse your so cute, what up ?" i was like damn baby i don't know, you got money. then she tries to play like she aint got no money. i be like suck me up then. she says she wasn't down cuz hers kids were home, i was like they aint gonna see shit ! so one thing led to another and she started sucking me up, then all of a sudden, i look over and her kids are looking in through the window ! hahahahhaa stupid bitch !

2011-12-01T19:42:00.001-08:00

3 things you didn't know about keenan "Spaghetti & meatballs" Ketsdever

2011-11-30T17:46:00.000-08:00

1. Every time i eat a burger or a sandwich, i will rip it apart and eat the smaller half first.
2. i have broken/smashed/lost 26 cell phones, 14 iPods, 3 mopeds, 1 computer, and a friends sisters car.
3. when i was 2 years old i fell out of a loft onto my head from 10 feet. my brain started swelling against my skull and i was put into a medically induced coma for 4 days. they told my mom they were not sure if i would have severe brain trama or not. i guess on 5th day when my mom came into the hospital, she said i was sitting on the doctors lap smiling and laughing ! this happened because my dad left my playpen opened. way to go George !

3 things you didn't know about Malorie "Diabetes" Clampit

2011-11-28T20:40:00.000-08:00

1.has a third nipple
2.rides a sagway to work
3.and masturbates to disney

3 things you didn't know about Adam Lukasic

2011-11-28T20:31:00.000-08:00

1. I really wanted to be an astronaut when i was a kid
2. i don't like my neck touched.
3. my favorite animal is elk.

3 things you didn't know about Elise "French Bitch" Streeter

2011-11-09T22:15:00.000-08:00

1. I'm actually shy
2. I wish i was in the Adams Family reel bad !
3. When i was 5, we were pet sitting my neighbors hamsters, and my dad and i were playing with them, but he had to go to the bathroom, so we had to put them back in the cage, i was really mad at him about it, so while he was in the bathroom, i took out one of the hamsters and squeezed it...to death :( i never told anyone about it until i was 15. it was horrible.

Adam K. Lukasiks creepy baby photos !

2011-11-09T18:52:00.000-08:00

Throwin out the sheckler !

3 things you didn't know about Winston Hart

2011-11-07T21:22:00.000-08:00

1. im obsessed with the idea of being a spy/assasin ive literally got it down do a science.
2. ive always been pretty depressed about the 90s ending.
3. im an amazing sexual partner (usually).

Happy Birthday Octavio !

2011-11-03T19:48:00.000-07:00

"falling Down"

Cole "Bong foot" carter interview-by Keenan

2011-10-30T23:33:00.000-07:00

age and place of birth
- 21, mission viejo

2. How come after every time you have sex with a chick, she ends up hating you ?
Sydney? Amy? I think thats it. I could care less if they hated me or not.

3. ok, what really went down with you and the Gatekeeper ? this is your chance to kill the rumors and set the record straight.
-you know the answer, just got some bj’s. don’t regret it at all.

why do you think Ed couldn't get any off Katrina when were were up their ?

- she knew he had a needle dick and didn’t want her bubble butt popped.

Fuck, marry, and kill: Sarah Sarjeant, chelsea loh, and brutal.

Marry c-loh, kill brutal, fuck sarah sarjeant

6.How come when you had Facebook you made it so people couldn't tag you in photos ?
And why did you delete your FB ?

- I didn’t want the family to see the drunk or weed photos. I deleted my FB because I was bored at looking at people’s lives I didn’t give a shit about. I’ll be back when I get bored again.

i have 2 eye whiteness who wish to remain nameless who say they saw Princess die come out of your house at 3 in the morning. whats up with that ?

- C-loh and plucked chicken? she was explaining about the night before at san gragornio park when you were trying to fuck her in the bathroom. Remember?????? * Other than that we just smoked some weed.
*editors note: god damn it !

would you dump your current girlfriend for one night with Riley Mason ?
- Nah, I can’t afford that. Plus Id be a Gilbert about it and be freaked out that she might have herpes or genital warts. I would pay for you to fuck her though Kiki.

why did you get so mad when steve threw your beanie out the window at P.K.'s birthday ?
-because I wore that damn beanie everyday and didn’t want to go out and find another one.

tell me a funny drunk story ? (it doesn't have to be about you, you can throw someone under the bus if you want)

how about the time me, you and kahner walked through the Tenderloin with you yelling out “Nigger.” Then we ended up in a bar and you called the black bouncer a “nigger.” We should have knocked you out and left you for a trany. Then you got soft and started whinning about Brutal. “How can I get Brutal to go on a date with me?”-KK

Happy Birthday Jewel !

2011-10-29T18:29:00.000-07:00

3 things you didn't know about Renee "Chiquita Banana" Stoner

2011-10-24T21:53:00.000-07:00

1. I really wish i had a midget friend.
2. i can jump on a pogo stick with no hands
3. I'm secretly in love with your (keenan) retarded friend Jimmy Gilbert !

2011-10-16T22:22:00.000-07:00

2011-10-12T22:40:00.000-07:00

"You wanna know when i figured out i was a bad ass ? when i became a pimp !"-Jordan Zoscak

The Keenan interview-by J.R. Racine

2011-10-09T21:21:00.000-07:00

1. How old are you?
KK- haha no one knows my age, we'l keep it like that.

2. You used to have hair like a horse mane, how long was it and why did you cut it off?
KK-It was so long. when it was wet it went past my butt. i had long hair like that from the 3rd grade all the way up till i was a senior in highschool. it just was to hard to maintian and i got over dealing with it.

3. Switch or Regular?
KK-i like skating switch more if i can, its funner sometimes.

4. Why do you like Ali Boulala so much?
KK-because he allways looked like he was having so much fun on and off the board. he really had the freedom to do any stupid thing he wanted on his board. you could tell no one was telling him how to skate or what to skate.

5. If you could get on a plane right now and go anywhere in the world, where would you go and why?
KK-Easter island in a second ! that place just looks so mystical and magical ! or the Gallopogos islands.

6. Beach or Snow?
KK-fuck thats a hard one ! i hate both of them so much. well im like a lizard, im very much cold blooded, so if i had to pick one, im gonna go with the beach, but im going fully clothed and i will never touch the water !

7. How long have you been skating for?
KK-im going with 14 or 15 years now. i should be so much better.

8. Tell me a funny story about yourself.
KK-one time i was leaving the bar and i was stumbling so bad that a cop drove by me and stopped. he asked me where i lived and at the time it was just down the street. so he took me home and actually put me to bed. he thaught i would vomit and choke to death in my sleep so he wanted to come in my room to make sure i slept on my stomach. then he got all weird because i had big piles of puke everywhere from other nights of partying that i never cleaned up. then he said "whats in all those bottles ?" (their was probably around 30 or 40 bottles) and i replied "Its Pee".i was just to lazy to go the bathroom and i left them in my room. he said "im comming back in a week, this shit better all be cleaned up !"
well fast forward to next friday, i got a message on my phone from my buddy kevin who was living with me at the time that said "Hey, dont come home right now ! thiers cops here and they want to look in your room to see if its up to health code. i locked your door dont come home for at least 2 hours". i eventually cleaned it.

9. Whats your favorite movie?
its hard to say really, it changes all the time. some kind of romantic comedy. maybe love actually, but it might change tomorrow. Actually, im going with True Romance !

10. If you could only eat one kind of food for the rest of your life, what would it be?
KK-Spagetti and meatballs.

11. Why did you retire 1-foot tricks?
KK-i didnt retire the 1 foot, i got some 1 foots commin up in the future, some good ones !

12. I know you've been hit by a car a couple of times, whats the count up to?
KK-the count is up to 5. its a good thing i dont get hurt easily. on the last one i jumped last second and broke half this ladys windshield. it was her fault though. she was an ilegal so i wasnt getting any money out of her anyway, so with the broken wind shield, im calling it even.

13. How Jealous are you that Russell Brand is dating Katy Perry?
KK- i cant even describe how Jealous i am of that guy ! he sucks ! i would make such a better husband for her: im small so im easy to hug, i like her songs, i have way cooler gear than he does, we are the same age, and she would never have to worry about me cheating on her because no other girls want to have anything to do with me anyway !

14. Whats your drink of choice when you go out to the bar?
KK-Vodka and Red Bull, those are basicly the best drinks ever.

15. Handrails or Ledges?
KK-i like em both

16. Why do you always fall on your knees?
because i feel no pain in them, its a safe way for me to fall.

17. Where is the coolest place you've been?
KK-Sydney Australia. the laws are all relaxed like Europe but everone speaks english. plus they got the best sprouters !

18. How bad did it hurt when you fell off that roof onto your back trying to jump onto your skateboard?
KK-it didnt even really hurt that bad. it was over before i knew what happened, it just sorta shook me up a bit.

19. Who is smarter, you or Jimmy Gilbert?
oh god, ME ! . if you could find someone dumber than that guy i would be very impressed.

20. Are you ever going to move out of San Clemente, or you gunna be a lifer?
KK-no no no ! im getting out of here for sure ! this town is horrible. bro and marine capital of the world, actually all of the OC is, i want to be able to call everywhere and nowhere home at the same time.i wanna be on the Kenny Reed Program.

Jimmy Gilbert Pro Spotlight. interview by Keenan

2011-10-05T21:09:00.000-07:00

1.kk-Jim, how has life changed since you've turned pro ?
JG- Im still not getting any pussy, I've gotten fatter.

2.KK-how come you didn't go with me and Jordan To San Francisco ?
JG- You guys never picked me up damn it ! its not my fault. Jordan Zosac is a fuck up !

3.kk-why are you jealouse of the new guy in Joeys new Skate Stalk videos ?
JG-im not dork, you are !

4.KK-why are you jealous of me ?
JG-Because you have a secret Admirer, and because i don't dress in girls dresses (referring to keenan in free jimmy)

5.kk-Tell me about your date you gonna go on.
JG- Well basically this girl in my class, she can't drive because her brain is messed up like mine. her birthday is coming up and i told her that if she wanted i could pick her up in my car and i could drive her anywhere she wanted to go or we could just drive around together. this stupid guy in my class named Alejandro wants to get with her just because she's a virgin ! stupid fuck !

6.KK-Would you rather do it with a black girl or an Asian girl ?
JG-An Asian girl
KK-Why ?
JG-Because she's closer to being white, just give me a white girl

7.KK- What do you think will happen when kevin inherits ATM Skateboards ?
JG- its gonna go down the fuckin drain. he's probably gonna kick off all the team riders and turn a bunch of porn stars pro. he will change the name from Automatic Teller Machine (ATM) to Ass To Mouth ! Kevin will ask them "Hey baby whats your best trick ?" she'l say "I lick ass !"

8.KK- I heard your gonna try and go on one of those "Americas got talent" type shows. whats your talent going to be ?
JG- doing math. people are gonna ask me math questions, you know what your talent would be ? drinking alott of beers and getting wasted ! HEE HEE HEE HEE !

Lets take a couple questions from Jimmy's fans
9. Cameron Heard from San clemente asks: if you could have any 2 people have sex on top of you like your the bed, who would it
be ?
JG- i don't really care who the couple is, as long as the girl was lying down on me and he was on top of her.

10. Cole Carter from San Francisco asks: Why did you try to to show me and kyle Trigg your balls along time ago at Keenan and
Kyles old house on T-Street ?
JG- i don't remember doing that ! Cole is a fucking liar ! i might have teased them like "Here here wanna see ?!" *

*Editors note: KK-iwas not there for this, but i totally believe that he did that, he once flashed me his peen at my friend joeys and fully blocked it out of his memory.

3 things you didn't know about J.R. "Horny-4-7"

2011-10-05T19:51:00.000-07:00

1. I always wanted to be a dolphin trainer.
2. i never had a Valentines Day date.
3. i wish i tried to feeble El Toro while it was still there.

Charlie (Keenan) and the chocolate (plastic) factory.

2011-10-03T21:28:00.000-07:00

Jesse "Pumba" Alcaraz

Adam "American idol" Makela

Cesar the Skeezer

Pumba and Trinidad "Micho on your face !" Garcia

Mike "Cat-in-the-hat hat" Shivone

Rubin "Chut cho mouf nigga !" Garcia

Rubin and Michelle

Allen "Old Ass Harry Potter" Wilson

George " Twizzle Bird"

Kip "Give Me Hookers" Johnson

Happy Birthday Kip ! - You old bastard !

2011-03-06T11:11:00.000-08:00

Me-kip you need to get on facebook, thats where all the chicks are.
kip-i dont care about no dogone chicks, i just need hookers. i aint gonna be supportin no bitches.

Happy 25th Birthday Joey "Green Goblin" Sinko !

2011-03-03T22:30:00.000-08:00

Happy 23rd birthday Heike !

2011-03-02T18:58:00.000-08:00

congradulations Dylan !

2011-02-23T20:54:00.000-08:00

Shout out to my boy Dylan for turning Pro !

Lets all just give it up for him !

Adam "ACE" Lewkasic griptape Graphic

2011-02-05T15:37:00.000-08:00

Joey "Green Goblin" Sinko

2011-01-05T18:32:00.000-08:00

Faded Freddy !

2011-01-02T20:33:00.000-08:00

3 things you didnt know About Eward "Faded Fredy" Devera !

1. the bar he used to got to in san jose would give him free shots for doing the worm accross the entire bar counter. long before the piss drunx, thier was faded freddy !

2. at any given moment he can take your ass in a break dance contest.

3. He turned pro in 1991 and has inspired many a skateboarder including me ! he still remains my 3rd favorite skateboarder to this day !

Baby Punk Katie

2010-11-21T22:15:00.000-08:00

i dont know why this photo makes me laugh so hard but it does for some reason

The Mackenzie "Big Momma" Roberts interview by keenan

2010-10-21T22:14:00.000-07:00

I was just thinking the other day how weird it was that a lot of my close personal friends and other people ive known from school are either married, getting married, and having babies ! and i thought "Fuck, doesnt anyone wanna play anymore ?". Less than one year ago my friend Mackenzie was hanging out and partying with us all the time, then boom ! just like that, shes in full Momma mode ! FOREVER !

KK- age and place of birth ?
MR-20, Laguna Beach
KK- Give me the stats on your baby boy ! inches, pounds any weird birth defects !
MR-He was 20 inches, 8 pounds 10 ounces, and one of his little ears sticks out more than the other. Now he's like 12 pounds. He's a fatty.
KK-so how was the birthing proccess, i heard you used no drugs, was that painfull ?
MR- It was a lot different than I imagined it. Pretty intense and umm probably the most pain I have ever experienced, I wouldn't recommend not using drugs.
KK- Are your boobies really big with m ilk right now !
MR- Not anymore, they got huugeee and it was cool, but I stopped breast feeding.
KK-were your parents upset when you told them they were going to be grandparents ?
MR- At first they were pretty bummed, but now they are really happy and excited.
KK- do you miss partying with everyone ?
MR-I miss partying with everyone yeah, but it's alright I got a cool little dude to hang out with all the time now.
KK- do you think you will ever take Greyson to parties like Winston took his baby to a party ?
MR- I'm thinkin no, that's sad.
KK-are you gonna be a spanker, or a time out-er ? im the product of a spanker.
MR- I think both, I was a product of a spanker too
KK-What are you going to do if he starts hooking up with Horny Lauren when hes 18 ?
MR-Well, she will only be 39, soooo...that's not too crazy.
KK- who out of all of us would you like to see be the next mother or father ?
MR- Hmmm, Mike and Malorie.
KK-if times were tough, would you ever sit on the street with Greyson and drug him so he looked sick so you could get sympathy and beg for money ?
MR-That's terrrrrible. No waaay.
KK- what are you gonna say to him the first time you catch him jerking it ?
MR- No no no I don't want to think about it. It's my worst nightmare. I would make Cory talk to him about it. I wont.
KK-god forbid you and your boyfriend die and all your parents die to, which friend is recruted to god parent status ?
MR- Either Horny Lo, or Ali Ariel's sister cuz she loves kids.

Dana "Blain"

2010-10-19T22:36:00.000-07:00

Coleen Farmer

2010-10-18T20:48:00.000-07:00

Adam "The God father" Palmer

2010-10-14T20:11:00.000-07:00

The Shawn T interview By keenan

2010-10-07T21:19:00.000-07:00

Certified Bad-ass !
KK-age and location of birth ?
ST-25 laguna beach

KK-Why are you so sick ?
ST- Cause I have so many Eskimo brothers in so cal.

kk- If you could rape anyone of our friends, who would it be ?
ST- id probably rape Rata, because i want to be like Adam Lukasic.

KK-Top 3 reasons your brother ( Mike Thompson) is
ST-He's gay with cam, Mal and squid are just cover gfs, I heard he like to drink cosmos at the bar, and the Justin bieber poster in his room.

KK-Are you planning on putting a ring on gatekeepers finger ? make an honest woman out of her ?
ST- I don't think they make a ring big enough for that finger, no man could make an honest woman of her.

KK- Finish this rap : Shawn T, in the place to be, as you can see...
ST-With a PBR in my hand and creeping on the ladiessssss!

KK-i heard you get as slippery as a seal with the ladies ?
ST-That's only on Saturday nights and they have to be blacked out drunk.

KK-How come Ree (his dad) is the coolest guy ever ?
ST- Cause he partys harder than all of us.

2010-10-04T19:20:00.000-07:00

New contest ! Whats eating jimmy Gilbert grape

2010-08-31T19:29:00.000-07:00

I wanna hear your best Gilbert story or Gilbert quote ! heres an example of both my favorites :

1. Quote- Hey jimmy, what do you think Johnny Ramono (A little kid who died of cancer) is doing right now ?
Jimmy- "Oh hes probably in heaven having sex with my mom"

2. Story - this was probably about ten years ago, i braought my cousin skating one time with me and jim. Jim was driving us around and i think my cousin might have been 11 or 12 at the time (which makes the next part so good). me and my cousin were sitting in the car and jim went into the bank, my cousin says " Ew ! Whats that ?" i looked at it and it was a used condum ! when i accused jimmy of jerking off in his car with the condom on he said " Yeah fuckin right ! your cousin probably planted it their !"

now lets hear yours !

Checking in with the Gill

2010-08-28T19:59:00.000-07:00

10:30 a.m.
KK-what are you doing, come pick me up i want to eat breakfast"
JG- i cant right now, maybe in 20 miniutes
KK-why ?
JG- i have to drop off my fuckin dad off at the bar !

2010-07-24T19:33:00.000-07:00

2010-07-15T22:21:00.000-07:00

mini interview About the "Travis Bickle" action figure with Joey

k.k. Where'd you get the toy?
J.S. ebay shipped from Hong Kong!
K.K. Why's it so special?
J.S. It was made by a Japanese company called CRM toys. They makes figures in low numbers during what's known as Superfest, a giant pro-consumer festival in Tokyo. There very hard to find and don't make em anymore. The last one I saw wen't for $2,000 Bucks! Although I didn't pay nearly that much for this.
K.K. How much did you pay?
J.S. No comment, but like I said no where near that much.I had to have him though. And I got him!
K.K. What's GF think about this?
J.S. She thinks it got me:(
K.K. Have you seen the 40year virgin?
J.S. Yeah...Why?
K.K. Oh never mind.

The Rota interview- by Keenan

2010-07-01T22:04:00.000-07:00

Rota is the newest addition to the team and has already been voted M.V.P. !

KK- age and place of birth
R-23 , B-town, Thailand

kk-has anyone ever told you, you remind them of hello kitty ?
R-Nope

kk-why did you leave Thailand ?
R- All birds leave the nest

kk-I heard Thailand is crazy, like thier are dead bodies in the street and stuff ?
R- Only when there are riots

kk- what was going on with that one guy from Dukes that was really into your feet ?
R=I guess he likes feet! But I've always thought I have nice feet. They've been through some rough times but a little pedicure and the paparazzi will be snapping away.

kk-would you rather be able to breath fire or see people naked ?
R-If I can breath fire I can burn people's clothes off. Plus, I'm not that perverted.

kk-how come everyone calls you fart girl ?
R- Dude, YOU made that up! and YOU'RE the only one that calls me that. (Rasta sounds like Rusty aka fart boy)

kk-Can you give us any tips on bluffing in Poker ?
R- Don't have a betting pattern.

kk-You were scaring me the night of Georges birthday, you were punching me and kicking me one second, then you were hugging me the next, then punching me again ! has anyone ever told you your a bad drunk ?
R- Sorry about that Keenan I have Schizo.
No one has told me that.
Drinking is like the lottery that I always win big and become happy. On rare occasions I will hit the jackpot, become the psycho drunk, and try to stab people I absolutely hate to the core. I hardly ever hate anyone though so we're all safe!!!.

The Punk Katie interview-by Keenan

2010-06-21T22:51:00.000-07:00

PUNK KATIE! non stop party animal, rebel without a life ! Their is only one phrase to sum up this blonde bombshell- "I dont give a damn about my bad reputation !"

PK-give it to me

kk-oh shit ! you ready !

PK-yeeeea dawg

kk-ok, one minute.
1. your age, and where you were born
PK-19. San Dimas, CA

KK-what does the phrase "HOUAHH" mean to you ?
PK-"HOUAHH" means keenan wants to piss off/ mess up someone when they are playing beer pong.

KK- I heard you were a silly willy billy goat ?
PK- hahaha, thats stupid. I have no idea what that means. Did Adam make that up?
kk-no i did, ive been saying it for years

KK-what would you do if you walked in your house and you saw Marissa making out with Tucker (Katies dog) ?
PK-oooooh that's a good one. that'd suck cause she's dating my brother and i'd feel bad. I'd also be surprised that tucker could stop chasing his tail long enough to make out. I'd probably try to take a picture of it and show everyone

kk-fuck, marry, kill-Cole, Kahnner, and jibs ?
PK-Kill all of them. Cause that's what a true punk would do

KK- speaking of punk, whats PK's favorite punk band ?
PK-To be honest I'm not that into punk music. My favorite bands are metric and my morning jacket. The "punkest" band I like is probably at the drive in, but I don't even know if they would fall in the punk category.
KK-BEUUUUU ! (slow motion skateboard noise).

KK-Tell me a funny drunk story.
PK-Hold on, my mom just came downstairs to show me a new gay bro truck my dad bought.but anywase, I don't have too many funny drunk stories, the funniest night would probably have to be adam's "bbq". I thought the cops were knocking on the door so I ran into this glass wine holder and got a huge bruise, jr bit jordan, kyle bitched out mikey for at least half an hour and adam lukasik tried to fight me until jordy stepped in.

KK- were you a little scared Adam Lukasic was gonna really beat you up ?
PK- well at first he was threatening to punch me in the face, and I kind of egged him on and told him to quit talking about it and dared him to, then he started walked towards me and I regretted saying that.

KK-would you rather get down with Jimmy Gilbert, or Mellisa Ethridge ?
PK-thats so gross. probably mellisa ethridge, because I could never risk the chance of having a Gilbert baby.
KK-Good call.

KK- remember when you were encoureging Adam Lukasic to start dancing next to that lamp because you knew he would break it. do you remember comming up to me and telling me your plan for it ?
PK-hahhahaha how could I forget. We showed some great team work skills that night. "Dance really fast and hard!"PS, i have a shoe at my work called the kiki and its a leopard print metallic platform sandal. reminded me of you!

stepping on rusty things

2010-06-08T17:57:00.000-07:00

I was on my way to joeys house (skating along Pacific coast highway) to get my copy of his new video "dont act hurt whrn the cops come" when i stopped to check out a shitty spot. i stepped over the guard rail to get up close, as soon as i took the first step, i felt a shooting pain in my foot, like a bee sting times 100, i look down and see this big rusty thing ! it went through my shoe and 3/4ths of an inch into my foot.

heres the thing i stepped on

I Pod #10 ! Welcome home my friend.

2010-06-06T10:22:00.000-07:00

The Rota

2010-06-05T22:50:00.000-07:00

Premier-for dont act hurt when the cops come

2010-05-20T17:45:00.000-07:00

A film by Joey Sinko-Skateboarder? filmer director.
Mini Interview With Joey "Mr. Producer" Sinko.

kk- Do you ever look back at Free Jimmy and think "damn, i was a shitty editor" ?
JS- Yeah! But it was what it was for that time. I'd like to think Don't Act Hurt stands alone from my other videos. Plus, I hated the way I treated Jimmy. People grow I guess.

KK- who has your favorite part in the new vid ?
JS- The montage is my favorite section, but my GF likes your part the most. Actually I like the ending section of the video.
kk- aw thanks Jazmine.

KK- does that fat idiot asshole jim Gilbert have a part ?
JS-Yeah he does

KK- what about Joe Utleys 3 minutes of professionally edited footage ?
JS- Joe has trick in the video.

KK- you are notorious for making everyone wait so long for your videos, are you just trying to build the hype like the Flip videos ?
JS- No I just suck.

KK- how did you get the nickname "Mr. producer" ?
JS- HE called me"Mr.Prodcuder" as a put down I guess while filming for the vid. That's actually why it to took so long. I needed breaks from Jimmy, he a difficult actor to work with, the great one's always are.

kk- do i get SAG credits for being in this video ?
JS-No, it's none union. My next film will be SAG don't worry Keenan.

KK- well your done, is thier anything you want to add ?
JS- I'm not very good at math. Jimmy is though. Just come to the premiere and enjoy the film,it's on the big screen! Be sure to thank Jasmin for organizing it.

A copilation of the Good, the bad, and the ugly (All joeys previous videos)

Premiere Info :
May 27, 2010 (Thursday) 7:00pm
Don't Act Hurt will we unleashed to the masses!
Just have guest inform the front desk/will call that they are there to see Don't Act Hurt and they will be wrist banded, simple as that! There is a 300 seating limit.

The address is

321 W. Katella Ave, Anaheim

The location

The Movie Experience

the Gary Rzeszutko interview by keenan

2010-05-13T11:00:00.000-07:00

Gary is a flow ridder for ATM and a non stop partier. i only met him once for about an hour, but i could tell he was super Kronar. He wears lipstick and high heels, how can i not love this guy !

1. Age and where you were born ?
GR-my age is 23 but i look really fucking young i still get 16, and i was born in the suburbs of chicago.

2. whos a better skater, you or your brother ?
GR-2. im hate this question. next haha

3. Why do you love the 80s so much ?
GR-3. it was the time of my favorite bands, i also like the steeze and the sex drugs rock n roll lifestyle.

4. Nikki Six or Vince Neil ?
GR- Nikki sixx of course they both fucking rule.

5. Kevin wants to know why are you a vegequeerian ?
GR- hahah well im a veganqueerism for the animals and that shit is gross if you knew what that shit actually is.

6. i could give a shit about living in California, but why do you think everyone in NY has so much NY pride ?
GR-Well i dont really know california and new york are both amazing but probably cause new yorkers are ass holes and they are full of them selves.

7. Do you ever get fucked with for rockin the glamrock steez ?
GR-7. Ya sometimes but its by some stupid jock that dosnt know shit about fashion.

8. what would you do if kevin asked you to be in a threesome with him and his girlfriend Karina ?
GR-8. Rip off my clothes and get down to business.

9. what are you in school for ?
GR-9. my major is maintenance technology, but i really want to be a welder.

10. Best thing about ED Devera ?
GR- Being wasted with his him and his angry beaver look. hes just fun to be around.

2010-05-12T17:27:00.001-07:00

Horny Laurens 21st birthday-part 3 !

2010-05-07T21:05:00.000-07:00

Horny Laurens 21st birthday-part 2

2010-05-06T13:32:00.000-07:00

Horny Laurens 21st birthday-part 1

2010-05-03T14:08:00.000-07:00

My little Horny's all grown up !

Spuds Mackenzie made an appearance.

Griptape Graphic

2010-05-02T14:35:00.000-07:00

Can you say DENIED !

2010-04-22T14:12:00.000-07:00

The Renee Stoner interview-by keenan

2010-04-19T14:35:00.000-07:00

Keenan

Renee ! are you busy ?
11:08amRenee

not really why
11:08amKeenan

want to do your interview ?
11:08amRenee

ok
11:09amKeenan

1. how old are you and where were you born ?
11:10amRenee

I am 20 and I was born in mission viejo hospital
11:11amKeenan

2. you just recently died your hair, have you ever died your pubes ?
11:11amRenee

it is spelled dyed, and no i have not ever dyed my pubic hair.
11:12amKeenan

3. you have a couple of cats right ? have you ever touched thier kitty titties ?
11:14amRenee

Both of my cats are boys.
11:15amKeenan

4. would you rather have a fish head for ever, or have it burn when you pee for ever ?
11:16amRenee

haha i guess i would rather have a fish head?
11:17amKeenan

5. why do want a midget friend so bad ?
11:18amRenee

they look like fun
11:19amKeenan

6. If you had a midget friend, would you put a dog caller on him and take him on a walk around the neighborhood ?
11:21amRenee

it is spelled collar, and i might do that if they let me
11:23amKeenan

im a horrible speller 7. who do you think would win in a fight, you or arianna Blankenbiller ?
11:23amRenee

haha me im bigger than she is
11:24amKeenan

id put my money on you too !

8. have you ever been in trouble with the law ?
11:24amRenee

possibly
11:25amKeenan

9. Tell me a funny drunk story ?
11:26amRenee

well last night i went to oles and i was wasted and probably looked like a drunken idiot
11:27amKeenan

you went to Oles again ! i thought you only drink one a week ?
11:27amRenee

well i was playing beer pong all day yesterday

and it just happened
11:28amKeenan

10. How come you didnt want to go on a date with my friend Jimmy Gilbert, hes a catch !
11:30amRenee

hahah not my type?

Swalows day/Clampdown at Coconuts

2010-04-18T17:10:00.000-07:00

Kyle Qoute- "Fuck you guys ! im going on facebook.

the Vicki was wasted !

Tony tave sighting

2010-04-17T08:43:00.000-07:00

Jimmy contemplates the ABD's and the what if's ? on this famous San Diego spot.

F it ! its a Jimmy week on the blog !

2010-04-14T16:45:00.001-07:00

I got a good story for all who read this ! i cant believe i didnt wright about this before ! ok, well a while ago i had got in trouble a couple times for being drunk in public and was sentenced to a huge fine and 3 months of Alcoholics anonymous meetings.
My friend kevin (ATM team manager) had to do it to for a separate offense, so we just decided to go to the same place. well one day he thought it would be a good idea to bring the notorious Jimmy Gilbert. bad idea ! when your in their, if you want to say anything you have to say" hi im blah blah blah, and im an alcoholic". so were in thier and the guy whos running it says "does anyone have anything they want to share ? " jimmy stands up and says " Hi im Jim Gilbert non-Alcoholic hee hee hee !, well Kevin Falahee said we were just gonna be hear for 15 miniutes and its allready been an hour damn it " Everyone their was so annoyed, they take it so seriously. Then when we were leaving, NO FUCKING JOKE !, he tries to sell a skateboard to a guy with ONE LEG ! i was couldnt believe it, no shame in the game Gilbert !

Jimmy Gilbert Quote

2010-04-12T16:52:00.000-07:00

The setting: Joey brings jimmy to Oles Tavern in San Clemente to film some finishing touches on his new film "Dont act hurt when the cops come". So while their in their, some chick comes up and starts talking to jimmy about who knows what, she walks away and joey comes up to jimmy and jimmy says:

"Damn , that woman reminds me of my mom !, go tell her to give me a lap dance"

Jimmy Gilbert Quote

2010-04-11T10:20:00.000-07:00

"Do you think Gatekeeper will tickle me all over ?"

Simon Woodstock ! come back to skateboarding, i need you !

2010-04-09T16:16:00.000-07:00

Australia !

2010-04-02T13:42:00.000-07:00

I just now got some photos from my trip to Australia from my friend Jussie (far left in above photo) who lives in Finland ! Unfortunately i have no photos of the country itself because my camera was stolen from me on the bus in a sketchy neighborhood. The trip itself was loads of fun ! i got to camp out for a weak on Bondi Beach (fuckin sucked) got to hang out with Jackson (Get Rad), got to skate the beautiful streets of Sydney, met Boulala ! good times !

The trail Behind Jacksons house

Uno tournaments were crucial, nightly.

Im wearing the same outfit in every photo because i only had 1 outfit ! i have no clue whats going on in this photo, or even where this photo was .

The Dana Gutierrez Interview-By Keenan

2010-03-27T09:27:00.000-07:00

1.age and place of birth
I was born on Feb 13, 1990 in Youngstown, Ohio, which would make me 20, although in Vegas I lie and tell everyone I am 23 so I can go out, Shh!

2. who is the most annoying person you met from california (lag) ?
ADAM (Lukasic)

3. would you rather get down with Adam lukasic, or Dale (the Ohio version of Jimmy Gilbert) ?
Tough choice, but given the options I'd want the quickest and easiest. I'd have to go with Dale, because he probably wants to have sex so bad and would probably cum in like 30 seconds so I could get it over with. Adam, on the other hand, probably wouldnt even get off, since I have some feminine qualities and I am not as sexy as the Gatekeeper.

4. what was going threw your head when you stripped down completely naked and jumped off the SC pier ?
I thought "Damn, getting Kahner naked wasn't as hard as I thought it'd be!" and also, "Man, Am I glad I shaved my....legs"
I was a little scared to jump as well!

5.what was your new years resolution ?
I didn't make a resolution because I knew I wouldn't follow through with anything. I rarely follow through with shit

6. do you think that jordan still has a chance with meghan ?
Jordan has used up all his chances. He was given too many chances in the first place, all my wasted effort in convincing Meg!

7.which is better to live in, Ohio or Vegas ?
I prefer Vegas, more stuff to do and 24-hr lifestyle is addicting. Its nice to be able to get fucked up all the time too...but Ohio is good for that as well.

8. tell me a funny drunk story
I don't have any funny drunk stories. Usually I am getting in trouble or getting lost/disappearing to the bathroom for who knows how long to puke.

9. have you ever heard your parents doing it ?
Actually never have, but I'd be happy to know they are still having sex. I mean, I will definitely still be having sex at their age.

2010-03-26T14:07:00.000-07:00

Jimmy Gilberts best friend Kurt and his mom Carolyne.

The Steve Haring interview-By Keenan

2010-03-22T13:47:00.000-07:00

Steve is the Birdhouse Team manager/videographer/ skate buddy, if their is something you dont like about Birdhouse, this is the man to talk to.

1. age and location of birth
san clemente. not the juan, i know

2. how did you get your job at birdhouse ?
i would just always skate flatground at ambuehl and t hawks sister lived a couple streets over. and she asked if i wanted a job one summer at the tony hawk fan club. that was sick, i got to read all of his fan letters and emails before i even met him. then some other stuff happened and now im at birdhouse and chillin with john rob right now.

3. whats the dumbest thing youve ever heard or seen Devin do ?
Funniest thing was when we were skating in la and you were laying down at the spot, and he was throwing little rocks at you from like 30 feet away, standard devdog. then he picked up a chunk of a cinder block and tossed it and it hit you in the head. right on the ear, i thought you were fucked. but somehow you didnt do anything back to him. then he was making fun of you for just laying they and moving your arms before you got hit. other favorite devin moment: mouth wired shut devin.

4. if you could put anyone on birdhouse who would it be ?
goemann back on
kk- i thaught you were going to say my name

5. who makes better videos, you or joey Sinko ?
too close to call. i helped joey kinda make tucker tucker, and he was already the free jimmy master. im ready for the new one.

6. what comes to mind when i say "Chillin at the house" !
um no clue. the only thing that kinda comes to mind is when kyle lived at the house by kfc, and in the summer collin said were goin to the house. other than that i dont know.

7. Remember that time you body slammed be at your house ?
yup. more devin stories. i dont remember how it started but everyone was drunk and messing around on my birthday and somehow things escalated and devin threw something at danny, so danny poured a beer on devdog. then devin just punched danny in the face. everyone was like daomnnn. then danny is on the ground kinda shocked and down, and then you walk over all drunk and start laughing at danny cuz you just saw him on the ground and didnt know he got punched. and then you started pouring a beer on danny, and i went up behind you and threw you on the ground. pretty badass stuff.

8. what was your new Years resolution ?
i dont think i had a resolution. did i tell you one?

9. How come Richy Jackson isnt getting on birdhouse ?
its tough times all around for ur boi richie. heard he got kicked off ipath too. bummin. poor feach

Bill trahn interview-by Keenan

2010-03-18T14:50:00.000-07:00

San Jose Ripper and friend ! Bill to this day is the only person i wish was back on ATM with me !

1. How old are you and where were you born ?
im nineteen years old and was born on april 7th 1990.

2. why do so many good skaters come out of San Jose ?
i dont know, must be because of the weed and the skateparks that are only good for fly-outs

3. what is your best memory of being on ATM ?
kevin shagging some rugged chicks, chauncy, drinking and driving, you pissing your self, and faded freddy

4. are you getting hooked up by anyone right now ?
no sir, im too lazy

5. are you still dating that chick we met in AZ ?
no, i dont really know what her deal is

6. when was the last time you saw Doug Shoemaker ?
in the city randomly at the library almost a year back, or was it at the tilt mode permier.. doug is the best dude, in the worst and best ways.

7. when are you comming back to SC !
i was just down there a few months ago. i was on my way to san deigo with some friends and we stopped at los golendrinas (sp?) and had dinner with k-fal.

8. Tell me a funny drunk story.
when i first got on atm, i went to a christmas party with kevin. it was at some older persons house, i think it was jack's sister's best friend's party. anyways, i got wasted beyond comprehension because i ate too many of those jello shots. i ended up dancing with this whale, listening to jeru while everyone was bummed on me, and then i tried to make out with the same chick i danced with but she deniyed me! another time on new years eve a few years back i rolled my ankle pretty bad earlier in the day. i went out that night and partied regardless on my crutches. i was dancing on crutches trying to get girls to dance with me, made out with the most rugged chick at the party when the clock struck 12, kept telling everyone i was satan's step son and this was the year that my step dad would come back from hell to pay for my super sweet 16 party. i dont remember much after 12, but my ankle was completely blue the next day and i took the most epic hangover dump. i didn't do anything for the next two days.

9. Remember when you slammed that little red headed slut (plucked Chicken) on my bed!
yeah, remember that girl *autumn?
KK- Yeah, how can i forget Autumn, FUCK MY LIFE !

10.Asians are good because.................. ?
we're house trained, do your taxes, and don't suck as much as Indian people do.

Ryan Nichols's interview by Keenan

2010-03-15T10:47:00.000-07:00

Ryan is the lead singer in Cat Party (Who is killing it!) and longtime skateboarding friend !

1. age and where you were born
I'm 27 and was born and raised in Anaheim by my parents Mickey and Mini.

2. How did cat party come about ?
Cat Party started about 3 years ago. Roger and I had been playing in bands for a few years prior. Our first band was an early incarnation of CP, then we had a 2 piece band. After a while we met up with Richie and started making songs, play shows, making records, making mistakes, etc...

3. were you stoked when you found out you guys had a song in the Newest Black Label Video ?
I was fucking fist pumped man! Jake texted me from the premiere saying he heard our song and then a week or so later we got confirmation it was really in there.

4. are you still skating all the time ?
I skate 1,2,3 or 0 days a week by myself. I can't stop. Sometimes I'll be really hungover and drive to skate somewhere and be like "what the fuck are you doing? Go back to sleep, your a mess."

5. i remember when we you and me were on the bus to school in the 7th grade, this girl sat down next to you and asked you what you did over the weakened, and you just looked at her and went "UUUGGGGHHHH" then you looked away and didn't say anything after that. Do you still do cool stuff like that !
HA HAAAAAA!!!!!!!! That's hilarious. Yes I still do that. Then I go home listen to Sade, and masterbate and cry at the same time. I live the dream.

6. people used to tell me that you were weird and kept everything like that show hoarders, like you used to keep all your old hardware and bushings in glass jars ?
Oh yeah that's toally true. I think I kept all my old skate stuff because I was too broke to ever get new shit. So when something would bust I'd punky brewster together something to tie me over. My moms car port has all that shit in it still....I think? My first 'real' board is in there.

7. would you rather be poor for ever, or rich but you have to look like socco ?
I love Chad. He's hands down the most talented person I know.

8. do you have any funny stories from shows you've played ?
I don't remember 99% of those shows due to my alcoholism. Everytime I go out I'm like 'fuck it, I'm not gonna drink.' Then the drink tickets are in my hands and I start telling everyone " Hey! Fuck you!" There's really nothing funny about that.

One time we played at a store in Huntington Beach and no bands showed up but us (this is very common, we're desperate). They had a window for displays in front that's about 2 feet by 10 feet. They asked us to play there.....earlier that day I waked to the liquer store to buy whiskey/coke so I told the guy "hey! fuck you!"

The Tyler Kindred interview By Keenan

2010-03-12T10:52:00.000-08:00

Tyler is the newest ATM am and longtime friend !

1. age and where you were born ?
21 and I was born in San Clemente Hospital

2. do you think youl ever move back from LA to SC
sc park is always crowded. Its only cool if mikey's there, because then all i have to do is watch. I could hang living in san juan though

3. i remember everyone hated your last girlfriend, why did you guys break up, i thought she was cool !
Fuck that! She was too crazy. shed be throwing scissors at me from across the room. I think people started hating her after she went nuts at that party and threw her bra in the bonfire. She just got sketchy drunk and ran through the house saying "Fuck this, were getting out of here!" and i had to drive all the way back home.
Yeah, the only person she liked was you.

4. do you think your all big time now because you skate with people like Chad Fernandez and Billy Roper ?
Well, I've only met Chad Fernandez twice, but, just saying, i think he knows my name.

5. do you think if i moved to LA i could pull it off ?
Yeah i could see you hanging out in Venice with one of those cardboard signs that says "Why Lie, I'm trying to get wasted" or something.

6. tell me a funny drunk story
Ah, I dont know, this ones sketchy. well, one time we were driving and drinking in hollywood for some reason, i think we were going to a bar. Then my friend accidentally rear ended this lincoln in front of us, and so we took off down the street. we drove in some neighborhoods for a while and thought it was okay. then we saw this car driving like 50 mph down this suburban street behind us and we knew it was him and we had to pull over. The guy got out and started screaming at us and saying he was going to call the cops and that it was his business' car. My friend and i ran out of the backseat cause we had a bunch of illegal stuff in our pockets. We knew we couldn't just get rid of the illegal stuff so we had to do all on the sidewalk, with the guy right around the corner. I don't even remember what happened with the car, I think my friends insurance covered it or something and the cops didnt come. Shit like thats crazy though, Id never do anything like that anymore.

7. so does your mom know about how much a scumbag youve become ?
Scumbag!?

8. Do you ever think about Jessica Derokshon anymore, sexually ?
no

9. Pros and cons of LA
PROS
-I don't have to run into people from high school. I hate that shit. every time i go down there i run into old friends from school that are a hundred pounds fatter or something. Everywhere you go theres people from school.
-And there are just a lot more places within 15 or 30 minutes. So there are always ways to keep busy.

CONS
-Everything starts to bug you. Always in a car.
-Not being able to go to the skatepark and see everyone show up.

10. Tyler i love you !
10. love you too

The Kahnner "Kevin Spacey" interview by Keenan

2010-03-09T10:23:00.000-08:00

1. age and where you were born
im 20 and i was born in mission viejo, im pretty sure
2. how and why did Arriana get named "The Plucked Chicken".
ariana got named pluck chicken because her skin feels like touching a slimey dead plucked chicken, the kind that comes in a big plastic bag with all the giblets
3. Why are you so in love with that Valysha (stage 5 clinger) chick ?
im so in love with that valysia chick because she is so conceited and annoying and chunky

4. who is the stupidest person you know and why ?
theres a huge tie going for stupidest person between, adam, kyle, jr, valysia, mackenzie, and you. adam cuz hes socially retarded, kyle cuz hes my brother, jr cuz he cant learn shit, valysia cuz shes an anoyying bitch, mackenzie cuz she wont get a sasmorshin, and you because you wont change how you look to get a job! * editors note: i do dress down when applying for a job.
5. what was going threw you mind that one night whan you were calling nuttbuster to come over at 1:00 A.M.
im not sure what was going through my mind, i was just drunk and horny. sydney was a real good sport about it. she never gives me shit for it
6. what happened when you got hit by that Chinaman on your scooter.
some slant thought he was still in japan and made a left turn on a red light onto the wrong side of the road and we hit each other head on. i'm still waiting for the money to fix my scooter. he was real sorry though
7. how come everyone says you look like Kevin Spacey ?
i look like kevin spacey because cole said so and you agreed with him. i dont look like him at all. were are both white and have brown hair thats pretty much all we have in common.

the Clampdown played at the beach hut !

2010-03-07T20:44:00.000-08:00

Zack Chapman made it their

So did fadded freddy

Buck, the godfather of SC punk

The Gatekeeper interview !

2010-03-03T11:27:00.000-08:00

Shes only the Sickest chick ever !

. How old are you and where were you born
-I'll be 19 on july 24 and i think i was in laguna beach

2. tell me something embarrassing about Maddie
-she taught me the rock back n forth method, love her for it

3. did you know thier were people in the room that first night with Adam Lukasik
-i think i was too incoherent to even see five inches in front of me, so no i didnt, but its alright

4. did you know i was in the room when you got down with Adam at Jake Lapottas house
-Actually, yes i did, i thought you were sleeping though!

5. would you agree that the way you smell can be described as "A dirty diaper"
-of course not!

6.if you could only have one thing for the rest of your life, what would it be ?
-it would be a tie between my ipod or my computer

7. hows hair school going ?
-I graduate April 10! So stoked! That place is worse than hell.

8. tell me about that threesome between you, Kyle Trigg, and Savanna.
-i get this question all the time. savanna gives me the best orgasms.

9. fuck, marry, kill- Adam, JR, Cole
Fuck-adam, Marry-JR, Kill-Cole

10. is it true if you dont use it, you loose it ?
In adams case, yes.

Happy belated 20th birthday Ashley Rosa !

2010-03-02T20:01:00.000-08:00

Cleveland Rock !

R.I.P. Punjobay Heart

2010-03-02T19:30:00.001-08:00

Happy birthday Heike Leming !

2010-03-01T16:55:00.001-08:00

Epic spot #6

2010-02-22T16:00:00.000-08:00

Epic spot #5

2010-02-22T15:59:00.002-08:00

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2010-02-22T15:54:00.000-08:00

Tootas Ketsdever

2010-02-16T22:27:00.001-08:00

Happy birthday Dana

2010-02-14T16:24:00.000-08:00

The Vegas homie

2010-02-09T12:55:00.000-08:00

I usually hate going to San Diego, but this day was super fun ! we went to fun spots, and everything was something new that we dont usually go to. i dont have any photos of the first spot( bump over fire hydrant)it was sick.

Mikey eyes the new gap, no photo, i was filming !

Pizza Boy made an appearance

This is the thing that Slash kickflips over in some video

Take that slash you fagot !

The "Horny" Lauren interview-by Keenan

2010-02-02T11:35:00.000-08:00

kk-Hi horny !
Lv-Hi kiki !
kk-Are you busy ? do you want to do your interview ?
Lv- Yeah lets do it !

kk- how old are you and where were you born ?
Lv- I am 20 years old (ALMOST 21!) and i was born in Thousand Oaks, Ca

kk- 2. how and why did you get the nickname "Horny" Lauren
Lv- that's a good question. i think it all started back with jake lopata. i think kyle started to call me that because i liked to get down. god i sound like such a slut.
but im not
i swear
scouts honor

kk-it wasnt kyle, i came up with that nickname !
kk- 3. who do you like better adam lukasik or a toilett seat ?
Lv- well it depends what toilet seat, but if its between my toilet seat and adam i'd have to pick my toilet sear
seat

kk-4. do you think you are hornier than the gatekeeper ?
Lv- i don't really know gatekeeper but probably not. i would say something mean but i dont want to be mean.

kk-nice ! 5.do you consider yourself pudgy ?
Lv- haha no i like to say curvy. but definitely not pudgy.

kk- 6. explain what "Going to the bahamas" means
Lv- well one time i was vey drunk at kyle and kahner's mom's old house and it was during summer i think and i had a bright purple bikini on under my clothes and i took of my shirt and did a little shimmy and yelled "IM IN THE BAHAMAS"... i havent been back there since.

kk- 7.which do you like better poo poo or pee pee ?
Lv- oh gosh keenan
peepee
actaully i dont know theyre both relieving

kk- 8. how come your so damn photogenic !
Lv- my momma. hahaha no i dont know. sometimes im not. sometimes i get really nervous if someone is going to take a picture of me. but when im comfortable and you're taking a picture you can tell. i just like to be silly in front of a camera.

kk- last one, tell me funny drunk story
Lv- hmm okay pretty much the very first time i hung out with adam lucassic and jr, i got really really drunk off of gross cheap whiskey, and ended up throwing up the whole night in adams bathroom and jr was helping me and i was pushing so hard when i was throwing up and accidentally farted on jr at the same time and i remember saying to jr, "oops... sorry i farted on you" hahahha.

"Can i go out skating today Mummy" photo shoot

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Behind the scenes !

Kyle gives his first blow job

I had to steel a lot of toilett paper for this
Finished product !

George Castelvi-Filming like he's got last part !

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One of the few things that make me happy ! griptape art

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New contest !

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Does anyone even look at this stupid blog ? for everyone who leaves a comment gets a prize !

10 reasons why the brain chip will help you out in life !

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happy 21st birthday Arnie !

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Now you can be an even bigger drunk !

R.I.P Cloid

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2004-2010

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Epic spot #1 of the new year !

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George Castelvi hard at work filming for his much anticipated part in WEED TRIX !

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Happy New Year ! 2010

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2009 sucked, but The Trigg familly's New years party was awsome, anyone who's anyone was thier ...

Lto R: Uncle Cole Carter, Stevil, Mike (T 1) Tohmpson, curly.

Shawn Tohmpson

James and A-Bear-icas most wanted

Marejke and Marisa

The myth, the legend... Punk katie

Adam "ACE" Lukasic and Rusty Trigg

Kahnner "Kevin Spacey" Trigg and Dana "Look at the clouds" Reynolds

Horny Lauren

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Adam "the God father" Palmer

Lisa "Dont put my picture on the internet" Trigg

Kyle "Van Wylder" Trigg, ME !, and Raunchy Arnie Reish

Jeff and Justine " i can barely handle all this fun im having" Prance-on-dick

Jesse and Lindsey Mardian

Tarra Heard and Ellise "French Frog" Streeter

JR " Pancake Butter Nipples" Racine

third over from the left" Malorie "Dont touch my boobs or ill fuck you up" Clampit

Wiston and jennaveve heart

The Trini and Hannah Banana.

Sweet dreams Horny

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They are skateable again !

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Photos that didnt make the cut, part #2

Happy new years

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Here is a bunch of photos from the last year and a half that didnt make the cut. part #1

One hate

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Jimmy Gilbert: "Tis the season to be jolly, were all going to fuckin die die die !"

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