Part time gangster, full time shit talker
"If Santa was real, would you bone Mrs. Clause ?"-Jesse Alcaraz
1.kk-why are you so racist ? what did the white man do to you ?
JA-your racist ! white people think they know know everything and we is dumb or something. like all were good for is manual labour. fuck that !
2. kk-what would you do if your daughter started dating a black guy ?
ja-i would fuck that nigga up ! id kick her out of the house i be like "you aint dating no black". races need to stay together, i definitely don't condone that.i
3.kk-why does all mexican music sound like down syndrome circus music ?
ja-fuck you, you jew ! it might sound dumb to you, but they singing about old ass mexican Gs like from the cartel. its way tight.
4.kk-how bad do you wanna bone a chubby white girl ?
ja-so bad ! i love me white bitches, where da chubby white bitches at keenan ?
5.kk-tell me a funny story (before you read his answer, keep in mind he once told me he doesn't celebrate halloween because its a pagan holliday and he's a good christian !)
ja- one time i was slanging speed to this white bitch in Anahiem, she picked me up and we went to her house right. i walk in she got 3 kids playin x-box and shit, then we go into her room and she be like "dang jesse your so cute, what up ?" i was like damn baby i don't know, you got money. then she tries to play like she aint got no money. i be like suck me up then. she says she wasn't down cuz hers kids were home, i was like they aint gonna see shit ! so one thing led to another and she started sucking me up, then all of a sudden, i look over and her kids are looking in through the window ! hahahahhaa stupid bitch !
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